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The Plainspoken Shall Inherit The Earth

by Stan on December 10, 2009

I just returned from devouring the Signal vs. Noise Blog.

The blog is championed by 37 signals and it is a gem.

Here’s why.

It cuts through the corporate b.s. and delivers stuff you can use. I have a soft spot for that brand of clear-eyed practicality. Moreover, I shouldn’t be surprised that this would come from the creators of Basecamp and Highrise.

But while romping through the posts, I realized that straight-talk is a dying art among independent professionals. Afterall, we are encouraged to dress up and sell $5 words when a nickel phrase is all that’s needed.  We get lost in snazzy jargon and hopelessly idiotic phrases that makes us feel good but leave our clients cold.

We need to stop this and I mean now.

The best copy tells it like it is. Repeats it. Then sells it.  Simplicity can sell billion dollar government contracts and $10 ebooks.  Here’s why.  I bet that our clients secretly hunger for a consultant that makes it easy for them to understand:

1. Proposals

2. Statements of Work

3. Invoices

4. And all the fancy pants strategy documents too.

I bet that being plain-spoken allows our clients to get up close and enjoy the process with us.  Our words no longer create distance and barriers.  We look and sound like normal people.

And, I believe that normal, smart, simple people can outearn, outsell, and outhustle the buzzword prima donnas.

Here’s what you can do to jump on the plain-spoken bandwagon:

1. Go to your website and eliminate all 4 syllable words.

2. Now axe the jargon and buzzwords

3. Trash unnecessary adjectives and adverbs.

4. Shift to the 2nd (You) tense and start speaking to your readers, clients, and prospects

5. Rinse and repeat with every shred of literature in your business.  Be ruthless.

You gotta do this now.

Tell me what YOU think.

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Copywriting and the 50th Law

by Stan on December 1, 2009

Today is a shorty but…

Every once in a while, I read a blog post that makes me lean back and say -
“Daaaaamn!”

One of these sly dogs is camped out here: www.copyblogger.com

Written by Rob Greene, one of my top 5 favorite authors – (he just nudged our Dr. Seuss. Sorry playa!), Greene talks about his collaboration with 50 Cent on his New York Time bestseller – “The 50th Law”.

Read it.  You’ll get a whole new respect for those supposedly clueless gangsta rappers and learn killa tips for connecting with your audience.

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Tiger Wood’s and the Power of “Because”

November 30, 2009

Tiger Woods is in quite a pickle right now.
He’ slammed his car into a hydrant and a tree and now is being pressured to explain why.
For the record, I don’t give a darn why – but this copy junkie is intrigued by something…
I believe that this story will hang around for the next few [...]

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Everybody needs a good enemy

November 23, 2009

If your copy is falling flat then maybe you need someone to yell at.
Good political operatives, community activists, and multi-million dollar direct mail superstars all swear by the profit-pulling power of a villain.
Seriously – Lex Luther makes Superman cool and necessary.
Who do you hate?  Who get’s your blood boiling?
I’m talking about the product or company [...]

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How to Instantly Write World-Class Copy

November 22, 2009

People don’t give a damn about you.
As you are talking, they are hearing just enough to decide how to talk about themselves. They are listening for their name. They are evaluating if you are a “cool”  based on the attention you shower on them.
That’s harsh. But once you cozy up to this notion you will [...]

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Copy Makeup – When is too much…Too Much?

November 21, 2009

Kind ‘of a strange title here…this is where I’m going.
Ever see a 4 year old girl get into her mom’s make-up?  Lipstick smeared, mascara streaked, and patches of blush.  It’s cute on a little girl.  It’s scandalous on a website.  Stay with me here…
Most salesletters today are a psychedelic smattering of highlighting, bold lettering, red [...]

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A .15 Cent Copywriting Tip

November 14, 2009

This story is just incredible…
A boy entered a coffee shop and sat at a table. A
waitress put a glass of water in front of him. “How
much is an ice cream sundae?” he asked.
“Fifty cents,” replied the waitress.
The little boy pulled his hand out of his pocket and
studied a bunch of coins. “How much is a [...]

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Atkins and Internet Marketing

November 12, 2009

In my last post I sucker punch Internet Marketing.
My gripe targeted the “incredibly expanding promise”.  Take a look at your in-box and you’ll see what I mean. Every guru is killing themselves to best each other with an income claim.
I also diagnosed the market as being in what Eugene Schwartz calls the “The 2nd Age [...]

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Internet Marketing is Getting Ridiculous

November 10, 2009

Here’s a snap shot of the subject lines in my email inbox right now:
Affiliate Makes $100 Million in CPA Marketing (You Gotta See This)
WOW, $34,042 per Month (Video Inside)
Make $300 in Just 10 Minutes
45 Minutes work pulls in CPA thousands
Notice a trend here  The claims are getting bigger and more outlandish by the day.  While [...]

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Jason Fried – Loves Copywriters

November 9, 2009

I’m quickly becoming a 37 Signals groupie.
This biz has a philosophy that just flat-out works. Everything is about simplicity. Complexity is left for the idiots who justify their ego by talking about stuff that just doesn’t matter.
I get that.
Anyway.  I just read this article about Jason Fried (CEO of 37 Signals) in Inc.
The article is [...]

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